Ward, you are going to make a great flight attendant some day.
Unfortunately, at this point in my life, at least for a good month, my life is not nearly exciting as that of my evil twin brother Helms.
Yesterday, the highlight of my day was sitting there watching as one of the guests at the hotel I work at yelled at my co-worker who accidentally checked two guests in to the same room. In between his projectile spit and the whimpers of my co-worker, I stood there in my standard Hyatt Place vest and uniform with a large smirk enjoying my stolen Starbucks espresso shot.
The next night, as I was working the bar, I was hit on by a 40-something year old lady who asked me what time I got off, and if employees could hang out with guests in their rooms. I evaded her advances and secured a decent sized tip in the end.
Today I went to the allergist and thoroughly enjoyed a 45-minute conversation discussing the prevalence of allergies in Colorado. Wow, my life is fascinating.
Meanwhile, my brother is hitting on 15-year-old Bulgarian girls and enthusiastically indulging himself in endless alcohol. But I'm not jealous... :)
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