movie tragedy

well i dont know how you follow that last post??? (killer crocs the nome is wearing), but I'll do my best...

So I was out on a date tonight (yea yea I know y'all dont believe me, but seriously) at the movie theater. In order to combat the 110 degree Vegas heat we both decided to get ICEE's or slushies, whatever you want to call them. So we both got the cherry flavor and after I made her pay for the drinks because I "forgot my wallet" we proceeded to theater 13 which seemed a little erie, but surely nothing would happen. As we walked into our row my amazingly clumsy date spilled half of her cherry slushy on the ground. I pointed, laughed, the usual reaction of your every day asshole. Then I told her it was ok and got her a new straw, yet neglected to notify any of the theater wokers of the mess we had made.
The commercials before the movie began, and still we though nothing of the slippery trap that laid beside us. Moments later I noticed a three hundred pound guy carrying the usual snacks you would expect from a guy with such a build, nachos, a large drink, and a buncha crunch, walking towards us. Suddenly "BLAOW!!!!!" the big fat ass eats shit.....
It took me a second to realize that we were the ones at fault in this accident, but once I did I hid the ICEE's as quickly as possible and leaned over to help the guy. He almost started crying and made me call the manager because his ankle was "killing him". But to end the story, the two security guards came out and carried this guy since his ankle had blown up to the size of a large orange. Even though I feel horrible, I still found humor in this story as any other asshole out there would...